If I Die First...

A retired couple were discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, Mom said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?”

He reflected for a minute and replied, "Probably the same thing.”

To which she responded.....
Peter.

probably a knee to the groin, followed by a couple right hooks...

Same scenario. Wife asks husband, "If I die first will you re-marry?"
Yes.
Will she sleep in our bed?
Yes.
Will she use my golf clubs?
Nope, she's left handed.
Never heard the shot!