I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 7% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people, who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I will ever have another point of view.

This would be real funny if it weren't so TRUE

muck

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Originally posted by muck:
This would be real funny if it weren't so TRUE

muck

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I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I will ever have another point of view.

Evidently this has been an issue for quite awhile. This skeleton was discovered in an early Washington D.C. archaeological excavation.

They are called government

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Originally posted by Malloy805:

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I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I will ever have another point of view.

Evidently this has been an issue for quite awhile. This skeleton was discovered in an early Washington D.C. archaeological excavation.

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Originally posted by Malloy805:

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I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I will ever have another point of view.

Evidently this has been an issue for quite awhile. This skeleton was discovered in an early Washington D.C. archaeological excavation.

VERY GOOD!!!

I believe the term is "Recto-Cranial-Inversion.