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-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.
-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.
-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.
 
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All true ... and many more.

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Good jokes here !! All of them.


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-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.

And I had the impression that Edmond is an educated man.
 
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Originally posted by Edmond:
-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.
-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.
-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.


Government spokes people making an announcement have a sign person standing beside them. Got to love the facial expressions that go along. Smiler

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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
 
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