08 January 2016, 21:30
EdmondSigns You're in America
-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.
-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.
-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.
08 January 2016, 21:34
DOPPELGANGSTERAll true ... and many more.
09 January 2016, 01:11
waterratGood jokes here !! All of them.
09 January 2016, 13:12
Gerardquote:
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.
And I had the impression that Edmond is an educated man.
09 January 2016, 22:19
Grizzly Adamsquote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.
-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.
-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.
-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.
Government spokes people making an announcement have a sign person standing beside them. Got to love the facial expressions that go along.
Grizz