One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer,and so forth.

However,little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his father, he finally replied,
"Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, they offer him money and if the offer is really good,he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children
to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.

You already know what I am going to say, right?

Rich

That you're an exotic dancer?

Maybe Rich was going to say "I know. I see him every Friday night."

Isn't there one about the four men at the golf club and three are boasting.

One about how his son earns $3,500,000 and has just bought a Lear Jet with his best friend, another how his son earns $2,000,000 and has just bought a condominium in Florida with his best friend, and the third about how his son earns $1,000,000 and has just bought a yacht together with his best friend.

And the last of the four says that his son is a prostitute but he's still proud of him as she seems to do OK as he's just flown down to his new condominium in Florida in a Lear Jet to spend two weeks yachting.