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I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number." I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?" She replied, "I sure do." I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing." My dental surgery is Monday ... NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | ||
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Good one Mike Been laughing all morning " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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Damn near coughed up a clam. Good one. Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can. | |||
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 LMAO!Jim | |||
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If you see these on her feet.. She might be telling you something that you won't want to hear!  NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | |||
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Mike, I like it. My wife wouldn't. | |||
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Would she like these better?   NRA Life ASSRA Life DRSS Today's Quote: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime. | |||
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