How I lost my teeth ...

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25 April 2014, 20:03

Mike Brooks

How I lost my teeth ...

I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number."
I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?"
She replied, "I sure do."
I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is Monday ...

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

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27 April 2014, 14:13

Mike Brooks

If you see these on her feet.. She might be telling you something that you won't want to hear!