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| Now that's funny! We get all kinds of cal-fruits up here every summer to pick huckleberries and mushrooms, the sporting goods stores sell out of pepper spray and bells, just love it. |
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| quote: huckleberries and mushrooms
We know what kind of Kalifornista's you're gettin' - the Bears can have em. |
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| quote: We know what kind of Kalifornista's you're gettin' - the Bears can have em.
Only problem is bears don't seem to like the beads, dreds and hairy armpits, but I always try to be neighborly and put some bacon in their backpacks when they aren't looking. |
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| quote: bacon in their backpacks The freaks probably wouldn't take the Bacon... You might have to make them farm raised salmon cakes with a blueberry glaze. |
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| quote: The freaks probably wouldn't take the Bacon...
I always figured their pet gerbils probably ate the bacon. |
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| That one is as old as the hills. A junior forest ranger, first day on the job, asks his superior what to do in the event of a bear attack. No problem son, just throw shit in his face and run like Hell, was the reply. Puzzled, junior asks, and where am I going to find this shit? Don't worry, when the time comes, there'll be lots, close at hand!!! My favorite. Grizz
Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
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| I was also told to hunt in pairs and always keep at least one bullet. To shoot your partner in the leg and run like hell!! |
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