Ponderings Of An Old Fart

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I got up and searched with him.

I think I'll just put an "Out Of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected.

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked! So remember, don’t sing!

I see people about my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Time And Life Move On.With Or Without You. mrb

Getting old is not so bad----when I was 20 yrs. old and I got an erection I couldn't bend it.

NOW I CAN!!!

Hip

Age means that you finally realize you can have as much fun by staying home, as you can by going to certain places and doing the stupid things that people do there.

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It’s weird being the same age as old people.

I was told old people were born that way, I wasn't.

Grizz

Mike, you are so right. In hindsight I think that some of my best memories were spending Friday nights at home with my wife cracking pecans to put in the freezer with the kids in bed + watching The undersea world of Jaque Coustou on PBS. A pleasant time.

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Originally posted by Michael Robinson:
Age means that you finally realize you can have as much fun by staying home, as you can by going certain places and doing the stupid things that people do there.

True!

Zeke