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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.


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Thanks Roscoe, you made my morning! wave
 
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Cheers, Dave.

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Originally posted by ROSCOE:
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.


Be thankful. lol


 
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Wow! I'm amazed - is it really that easy to get rid of one?


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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.
 
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Why do husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to!



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