Why we split up
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
Thanks Roscoe, you made my morning!

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Originally posted by ROSCOE:
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
Be thankful.

Wow! I'm amazed - is it really that easy to get rid of one?
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why do husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to!