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I mean, come on, he's only an actor. If he were really a god he'd appear magically and smash my head into the keyboardljkjyuyh4jhbo87yfgw4urbfuyttveuehghgtc ______________________ RMEF Life Member SCI DRSS Chapuis 9,3/9,3 + 20/20 Simson 12/12/9,3 Zoli 7x57R/12 Kreighoff .470/.470 We band of 9,3ers! The Few. The Pissed. The Taxpayers. | ||
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Good one . | |||
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That's cute but we all know that he would just stare at you and melt your eyes. Aim for the exit hole | |||
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My favorite one: Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. TWICE! | |||
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Actually I have met and spoke with Chuck Norris a few times. He is a nice guy, down to earth, and supportive of Law Enforcement, and a believer in the Second Ammendment. DOUBLE RIFLE SHOOTERS SOCIETY | |||
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He's also the only person I know of that can double-tap a muzzleloader. | |||
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My favorite one is, Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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And Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood. | |||
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I saw him on TV during the last Presidential elections. I cannot remember which Republican candidate he was supporting but he made very little sense, and was almost incoherent. Peter. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | |||
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This is a story as much about my wife as Chuck Norris. A number of years ago, my wife was driving to the Tarrant County Courthouse. Access was blocked by the crew of Walker, Texas Ranger. My wife reported that Mr. Norris was standing on the side-walk, looking very out of sorts. So my wife being my wife (and out of sorts herself), she flipped him off. She said that he immediately started laughing and waved at her. I've always thought that his reaction showed that he could not be too full of himself. Dabney | |||
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Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter Never rode a bull, but have shot some. NRA life member NRA LEO firearms instructor (retired) NRA Golden Eagles member | |||
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