I don't get the whole Chuck Norris thing.

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14 January 2012, 02:04

LRH270

I don't get the whole Chuck Norris thing.

I mean, come on, he's only an actor.

If he were really a god he'd appear magically and smash my head into the keyboardljkjyuyh4jhbo87yfgw4urbfuyttveuehghgtc

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14 January 2012, 05:21

hunt4ever

Good one .

14 January 2012, 08:19

wasbeeman

That's cute but we all know that he would just stare at you and melt your eyes.

14 January 2012, 18:31

Flags

My favorite one:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. TWICE!

15 January 2012, 06:26

N E 450 No2

Actually I have met and spoke with Chuck Norris a few times.

He is a nice guy, down to earth, and supportive of Law Enforcement, and a believer in the Second Ammendment.

15 January 2012, 06:44

PNWHunter

quote:
Originally posted by N E 450 No2:
Actually I have met and spoke with Chuck Norris a few times.

He is a nice guy, down to earth, and supportive of Law Enforcement, and a believer in the Second Ammendment.

He's also the only person I know of that can double-tap a muzzleloader.

15 January 2012, 09:22

lal

16 January 2012, 20:20

375hnh

My favorite one is, Every night before he goes to sleep, the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

17 January 2012, 07:57

SR4759

And Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

17 January 2012, 17:39

Peter

quote:

Actually I have met and spoke with Chuck Norris a few times.

He is a nice guy, down to earth, and supportive of Law Enforcement, and a believer in the Second Ammendment.

I saw him on TV during the last Presidential elections. I cannot remember which Republican candidate he was supporting but he made very little sense, and was almost incoherent.
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17 January 2012, 23:19

Worth

This is a story as much about my wife as Chuck Norris. A number of years ago, my wife was driving to the Tarrant County Courthouse. Access was blocked by the crew of Walker, Texas Ranger. My wife reported that Mr. Norris was standing on the side-walk, looking very out of sorts. So my wife being my wife (and out of sorts herself), she flipped him off. She said that he immediately started laughing and waved at her. I've always thought that his reaction showed that he could not be too full of himself.
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18 January 2012, 08:54

Rolland

Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter

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