HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make >your lives better.

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are >rules for living" Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not >kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and >Mother." "Father? We d! on't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not >steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit >adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll >take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

Being from New York, I am not allowed to laugh at such jokes. ( Hillary gets angry about it and if she gets elected president, I don't want to have to move to Australia)

Despite the deplorable state of firearms ownership, and the villification of shooters and hunters in OZ, we ARE allowed to laugh at such jokes! And that was a good one!