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Do you all know the difference between a fairy tale and a bullshit story?
Fairy Tales start off with "Once upon a time..."
Bullshit stories start of with "You are not going to believe this..." |
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| or, "My fellow Americans"...
Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready
Theodore Roosevelt
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Bullshit stories start of with "You are not going to believe this..."
and usually end with " that's when I shot him"
Shovel ready..... but hangin' on
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| Most bullshit stories I've heard in the last 6 years have begun with:
Ladies and Gentlement, the president of the United States ... |
| Posts: 10971 | Location: Houston, Texas | Registered: 26 December 2005 | 
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| Or "No shit,There I was again."
Never mistake motion for action.
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