Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
Enjoy!

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

A *Lou Gehrig* - a dead Yank

An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - a little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it

A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

A *George W.* - steadily fading

A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good

A *circus tent* - a BIG top

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole

A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right

A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left

Thats an "Ace" of a Post!!

Golf another example of pussification of the western male.

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Originally posted by Jarrod:
Golf another example of pussification of the western male.

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In a real mans world golf course would be converted into upland bird hunting courses where real men could enjoy their fine bird dogs, and bird hunting.


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Originally posted by Jarrod:
Golf another example of pussification of the western male.

I don't play golf, but I still laughed at a lot of those.

Those are a bit cold blooded, but funny.