20 October 2007, 20:23
LRH270Contemporary Golf Terms
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
Enjoy!
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *James Joyce* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
A *Lou Gehrig* - a dead Yank
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - a little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *George W.* - steadily fading
A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole
A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right
A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left
21 October 2007, 19:46
MoremonteThats an "Ace" of a Post!!

21 October 2007, 21:56
JarrodGolf another example of pussification of the western male.
21 October 2007, 23:32
GSP7quote:
Originally posted by Jarrod:
Golf another example of pussification of the western male.

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In a real mans world golf course would be converted into upland bird hunting courses where real men could enjoy their fine bird dogs, and bird hunting.
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22 October 2007, 09:43
Eland Slayerquote:
Originally posted by Jarrod:
Golf another example of pussification of the western male.

I don't play golf, but I still laughed at a lot of those.
22 October 2007, 19:58
dogcatThose are a bit cold blooded, but funny.