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This was told to me by a fellow who spent a great deal of time in Russia. Most of the jokes had a similar theme. A russian fellow went to a car dealer to order a car. He filled out all the paperwork, what he wanted, extras and so on. The dealer said, " OK, you can pick that up 3 years from today" The customer was moaning, ohhh, not 3 years, damn. The dealer said" I'm sorry, but that is really doing pretty good, just 3 years" The customer replied, " no it's not that, it's just that is the same day the plumber is coming" | ||
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There once was a comrade named Serge, Who had an incredible urge, He tried to make pass, At chairman's wife's ass, So he was shot. | |||
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Beautiful girl is walking down Moscow street + sees KGB agent + says, "Hey Boris, is that gun in your pocket, or you just glad to see me?" loud report, beautiful girl falls over dead. It was gun. | |||
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Yet we have people who would like to bring on full blown communism here. | |||
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There once was a man named Prigozhin Who began as a chef at the Kremlin Then he picked up some guns And made a failed run At his psycho thug boss named Vlad Putin Putin said all was forgiven If Prigozhin would just cook for a living But the chef was contrary And stayed mercenary ‘Til his plane crashed and burned and quite killed him Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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Good one Mike!  | |||
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Really? You must missed something. 35 years ago: https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A Jiri | |||
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Thank you. I try.  Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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Where is Vashper when we need him............? | |||
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Probly ended up in the basement of Lubyanka square. | |||
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I was in Moscow about 20 years ago, on business. A fiend and I were walking the streets and riding the subway, trying to find the Hard Rock Cafe. We were having no success. As we we were walking a drop dead gorgeous blond was walking toward us, and as we met, I asked her “speak English, where is Hard Rock Cafe?” In perfect english, she said “I’m from DesMoines, it’s right around that corner.” NRA Patron member | |||
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I was talking with a customer of mine who had been to Moscow shortly after the soviet collapse. He had a chunk of red stone on his desk + said it was a piece of the Kremlin. Seems they were selling anything. He said that when we went out, we would not wear any watches or rings, or anything to denote wealth. What I really found scary after that was the reports of the barefoot, hungry soldiers guarding their nukes. | |||
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