21 August 2023, 04:10
theback40Russian joke
This was told to me by a fellow who spent a great deal of time in Russia. Most of the jokes had a similar theme.
A russian fellow went to a car dealer to order a car. He filled out all the paperwork, what he wanted, extras and so on. The dealer said, " OK, you can pick that up 3 years from today"
The customer was moaning, ohhh, not 3 years, damn.
The dealer said" I'm sorry, but that is really doing pretty good, just 3 years"
The customer replied, " no it's not that, it's just that is the same day the plumber is coming"
21 August 2023, 09:20
Norman ConquestThere once was a comrade named Serge,
Who had an incredible urge,
He tried to make pass,
At chairman's wife's ass,
So he was shot.
21 August 2023, 09:25
Norman ConquestBeautiful girl is walking down Moscow street + sees KGB agent + says, "Hey Boris, is that gun in your pocket, or you just glad to see me?" loud report, beautiful girl falls over dead. It was gun.
23 August 2023, 15:41
p dog shooterYet we have people who would like to bring on full blown communism here.
24 August 2023, 08:29
Michael RobinsonThere once was a man named Prigozhin
Who began as a chef at the Kremlin
Then he picked up some guns
And made a failed run
At his psycho thug boss named Vlad Putin
Putin said all was forgiven
If Prigozhin would just cook for a living
But the chef was contrary
And stayed mercenary
‘Til his plane crashed and burned and quite killed him
24 August 2023, 12:01
Jiriquote:
Originally posted by theback40:
This was told to me by a fellow who spent a great deal of time in Russia. Most of the jokes had a similar theme.
A russian fellow went to a car dealer to order a car. He filled out all the paperwork, what he wanted, extras and so on. The dealer said, " OK, you can pick that up 3 years from today"
The customer was moaning, ohhh, not 3 years, damn.
The dealer said" I'm sorry, but that is really doing pretty good, just 3 years"
The customer replied, " no it's not that, it's just that is the same day the plumber is coming"
Really? You must missed something. 35 years ago:
https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7AJiri
27 August 2023, 03:47
relics6165Where is Vashper when we need him............?
28 August 2023, 09:29
Norman ConquestProbly ended up in the basement of Lubyanka square.
10 September 2023, 17:45
df06I was in Moscow about 20 years ago, on business. A fiend and I were walking the streets and riding the subway, trying to find the Hard Rock Cafe. We were having no success. As we we were walking a drop dead gorgeous blond was walking toward us, and as we met, I asked her “speak English, where is Hard Rock Cafe?”
In perfect english, she said “I’m from DesMoines, it’s right around that corner.”
12 September 2023, 08:35
Norman ConquestI was talking with a customer of mine who had been to Moscow shortly after the soviet collapse. He had a chunk of red stone on his desk + said it was a piece of the Kremlin. Seems they were selling anything. He said that when we went out, we would not wear any watches or rings, or anything to denote wealth. What I really found scary after that was the reports of the barefoot, hungry soldiers guarding their nukes.
