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This an old one from the cold war era. In Moscow beautiful was walking down sidewalk.She sees KGB agent in street + says,"Hey Boris is that gun in your pocket or just glad to see me?" Loud report,beautiful girl falls dead.It was gun.


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sorry,computer missed spelling 'girl' after beautiful.Damn,I had a buddy once that could always screw up a good joke.'


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makes it better actually.
 
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Don't know how, but O.K.


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Sounds like you have windows 10,I hate windows 10 ya I know but its personal horse


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Who was that crazy Russian guy used to post all sorts of unfathomable russian jokes here ? This reminds me of him .....


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Vashper Lives!!!!!!!!


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Vashper indeed. I suppose the supreme soviet was afraid he would tell us of all the benefits of being a commie,you know like socks made out of burlap + rubbers made out of used recycled tires (nyet skid condoms). They don't want any rush from the west to take advantage of all the bennies they have to offer,so they just HAD to take him off the air (most likely to Lubyanka St.)


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The surest way to spot a commie is that they put ketchup on their hotdogs.


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ballparks are fulla commies?
 
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