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28 May 2018, 09:48
NormanConquest
KGB
This an old one from the cold war era. In Moscow beautiful was walking down sidewalk.She sees KGB agent in street + says,"Hey Boris is that gun in your pocket or just glad to see me?" Loud report,beautiful girl falls dead.It was gun.


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28 May 2018, 09:51
NormanConquest
sorry,computer missed spelling 'girl' after beautiful.Damn,I had a buddy once that could always screw up a good joke.'


Never mistake motion for action.
28 May 2018, 10:33
Lamar
makes it better actually.
28 May 2018, 10:48
NormanConquest
Don't know how, but O.K.


Never mistake motion for action.
28 May 2018, 11:20
Rolland
Sounds like you have windows 10,I hate windows 10 ya I know but its personal horse


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28 May 2018, 12:41
muzza
Who was that crazy Russian guy used to post all sorts of unfathomable russian jokes here ? This reminds me of him .....


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28 May 2018, 16:49
DocEd
Vashper Lives!!!!!!!!


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29 May 2018, 08:31
NormanConquest
Vashper indeed. I suppose the supreme soviet was afraid he would tell us of all the benefits of being a commie,you know like socks made out of burlap + rubbers made out of used recycled tires (nyet skid condoms). They don't want any rush from the west to take advantage of all the bennies they have to offer,so they just HAD to take him off the air (most likely to Lubyanka St.)


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29 May 2018, 08:40
Michael Robinson
The surest way to spot a commie is that they put ketchup on their hotdogs.


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30 May 2018, 02:06
john c.
ballparks are fulla commies?