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Originally posted by Moremonte:
A Young Man Up In This Part of The World Tried That. When His Red Headed Irish Wife Objected. He Shoved her Out Of Way And Went To Bed. Welllll He Woke Up In a Stupor To Find Himself 4 Corner Tied to The Bed,Belly Up. He Started Screaming Bad Things Till She Came In. Then All Hell Broom Loose. She Had a Wood Handled Broom In Hand,One Of Those Old Fashioned Ones With 1 Inch Wood Handle. She Told Him She Was Sick And Tired of His Treatment of her. He Cussed her And She Commenced To Beat His Ankles All The Way To His Eyeballs With That Broom Handle.He Finally Started Begging For Mercy And When She Finished She walked Out Call The Cops,Who Knew Him By Past Actions. They Came out Cut Him Loose And Hauled him Off To Jail. That Was The Last Time He Took a Drink..True Story,