What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

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23 July 2019, 23:41

raamw

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride.

Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

24 July 2019, 09:17

NormanConquest

Regardless the end is not gonna be pretty. Remember you have to sleep sometime.

24 July 2019, 14:54

Moremonte

A Young Man Up In This Part of The World Tried That. When His Red Headed Irish Wife Objected. He Shoved her Out Of Way And Went To Bed. Welllll He Woke Up In a Stupor To Find Himself 4 Corner Tied to The Bed,Belly Up. He Started Screaming Bad Things Till She Came In. Then All Hell Broom Loose. She Had a Wood Handled Broom In Hand,One Of Those Old Fashioned Ones With 1 Inch Wood Handle. She Told Him She Was Sick And Tired of His Treatment of her. He Cussed her And She Commenced To Beat His Ankles All The Way To His Eyeballs With That Broom Handle.He Finally Started Begging For Mercy And When She Finished She walked Out Call The Cops,Who Knew Him By Past Actions. They Came out Cut Him Loose And Hauled him Off To Jail. That Was The Last Time He Took a Drink..True Story,

24 July 2019, 14:56

Rockdoc

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Originally posted by Moremonte:
A Young Man Up In This Part of The World Tried That. When His Red Headed Irish Wife Objected. He Shoved her Out Of Way And Went To Bed. Welllll He Woke Up In a Stupor To Find Himself 4 Corner Tied to The Bed,Belly Up. He Started Screaming Bad Things Till She Came In. Then All Hell Broom Loose. She Had a Wood Handled Broom In Hand,One Of Those Old Fashioned Ones With 1 Inch Wood Handle. She Told Him She Was Sick And Tired of His Treatment of her. He Cussed her And She Commenced To Beat His Ankles All The Way To His Eyeballs With That Broom Handle.He Finally Started Begging For Mercy And When She Finished She walked Out Call The Cops,Who Knew Him By Past Actions. They Came out Cut Him Loose And Hauled him Off To Jail. That Was The Last Time He Took a Drink..True Story,