HillBilly Dayvorce:

A Hillbilly farmer went to a lawyer. Lawyer asked “How can I help you?”
The farmer said, “I want one of dem dayvorces.”

“Do you have any grounds?” asked the lawyer.

“Yessir, I got 40 acres.”

“No, no, you don’t understand. Do you have a suit?”

“Yessir, I got a suit, and wears it every Sundiy to church.”

“No, I mean do you have a case?”

“No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got me a John Deere.”

“Can you tell me if you have a grudge?”

“Of course I got me a grudge. That’s where I parks the John Deere.”

By now the lawyer is getting extremely frustrated but decides to try one last question “Is your wife a nagger?”

“No, she be a lil white girl but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce”

Oldy but goodee, the version I heard was same except it was a Swede farmer.

Mickey + Minnie were getting a divorce. Mickey's lawyer says to the judge,"Mickey wants this divorce due to reasons of Minnie's insanity". Mickey jumps up + says,"I did'nt say insanity,I said she was fucking Goofy!"