14 July 2011, 13:15
EsskayReasons for a divorce
HillBilly Dayvorce:
A Hillbilly farmer went to a lawyer. Lawyer asked “How can I help you?”
The farmer said, “I want one of dem dayvorces.”
“Do you have any grounds?” asked the lawyer.
“Yessir, I got 40 acres.”
“No, no, you don’t understand. Do you have a suit?”
“Yessir, I got a suit, and wears it every Sundiy to church.”
“No, I mean do you have a case?”
“No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got me a John Deere.”
“Can you tell me if you have a grudge?”
“Of course I got me a grudge. That’s where I parks the John Deere.”
By now the lawyer is getting extremely frustrated but decides to try one last question “Is your wife a nagger?”
“No, she be a lil white girl but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce”
14 July 2011, 20:09
aktoklatOldy but goodee, the version I heard was same except it was a Swede farmer.
15 July 2011, 11:47
Norman ConquestMickey + Minnie were getting a divorce. Mickey's lawyer says to the judge,"Mickey wants this divorce due to reasons of Minnie's insanity". Mickey jumps up + says,"I did'nt say insanity,I said she was fucking Goofy!"