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LOL. Very good | ||
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The banker saw his old friend Jim, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Jim had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Jim if the rumor was true. Jim assured him that it was. The banker then asked Jim the age of his new! bride to be. Jim proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Jim should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Jim thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Jim in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Jim proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Jim said, "She's pregnant too." Don't ever underestimate those old geezers. | |||
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Hopefully iam Jim at that age!lol | |||
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