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Re: OLD GEEZER

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16 October 2004, 14:09
British
Re: OLD GEEZER
LOL. Very good
16 October 2004, 13:11
YUMAN


The banker saw his old friend Jim, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town. Jim had lost his wife a year or
so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a
"mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Jim if the rumor
was true. Jim assured him that it was. The banker then
asked Jim the age of his new! bride to be.

Jim proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could
see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could
not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy
the banker tactfully suggested that Jim should
consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the
ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Jim
thought this was a good idea and said he would look
for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Jim in
town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Jim proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out,
continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Jim said, "She's pregnant too."


Don't ever underestimate those old geezers.
16 October 2004, 18:22
700vlssth
Hopefully iam Jim at that age!lol