CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME to WORK TODAY!!!'

Hop Sing calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hop Sing? I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hop Sing calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You got nice house."

GOOD ONE.