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Originally posted by Ole Miss Guy:
FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed this is 1/2 hour. Five minutes is five minutes only when you have been given five minutes to watch a game before doing house chores.

NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on guard. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine".

GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it.

LOUD SIGH- While this is not a word, it is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and why is she wasting her time arguing over " Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think hard and long before deciding how you are to pay for your mistake.

THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say " Welcome".

WHATEVER- A womans way of saying, " F*#! YOU!!"

This is not a comprehensive list. No animals were used or injured in the compilation, nor is the above approved by PETA.