03 August 2006, 21:07
Ole Miss GuyWords Women Use
FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed this is 1/2 hour. Five minutes is five minutes only when you have been given five minutes to watch a game before doing house chores.
NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on guard. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it.
LOUD SIGH- While this is not a word, it is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and why is she wasting her time arguing over " Nothing".
THAT'S OKAY- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think hard and long before deciding how you are to pay for your mistake.
THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say " Welcome".
WHATEVER- A womans way of saying, " F*#! YOU!!"
This is not a comprehensive list. No animals were used or injured in the compilation, nor is the above approved by PETA.
04 August 2006, 18:50
HeatWhew.... Thanks for that one... I've heard a few of these lately and now I know what they mean.....
Ken...
04 August 2006, 19:44
Max503I thought this was supposed to be a humor forum. That stuff's not funny, it is the TRUTH.
04 August 2006, 21:46
meteMen are at a distinct handycap. While men use only one side of the brain for communication , women use both sides !!!
04 August 2006, 22:00
Jarrodquote:
Originally posted by Ole Miss Guy:
FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed this is 1/2 hour. Five minutes is five minutes only when you have been given five minutes to watch a game before doing house chores.
NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on guard. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it.
LOUD SIGH- While this is not a word, it is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and why is she wasting her time arguing over " Nothing".
THAT'S OKAY- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think hard and long before deciding how you are to pay for your mistake.
THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say " Welcome".
WHATEVER- A womans way of saying, " F*#! YOU!!"
This is not a comprehensive list. No animals were used or injured in the compilation, nor is the above approved by PETA.
I think that is just about right.
My girlfriends favorite one of those is WHATEVER
