A man and his wife were spending
the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose
fitting, pink dress,sleeveless
with tiny straps..
He was wearing his usual jeans and
T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape
exhibit,
They passed in front of a large,
silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went
crazy.
He jumped on the bars, holding
on with one hand & 2 feet he
grunted & pounded his chest
with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the
pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease
the poor fellow some more by
puckering her lips and wiggling
her bottom.
She played along & the gorilla
got even more excited, making
noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that
she let one of her straps fall to
show a little more skin..
She did...and the gorilla was
about to tear the bars down.
"Now..show your thighs and
sort of fan your dress at him,"
he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely
crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife,
ripped open the door to the cage,
flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"NOW. Tell HIM you have a headache."

Revenge is So Sweet!!

OOOhhh YESSS continued the husband,
tell him that you have your period, tell him that you don't want to do it, tell him if you are able.


I heard it in the first part of 90ies, still good in any language