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> > > Subject: Fw: TOUGH SURGERY > > > > Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room-------the first surgeries of the day. > > The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' > > The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little > nervous.' > > The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when > I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots > of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.' > > The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?' > > The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' > > 'WHOA!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy.. I had that done when I was > born. Couldn't walk for a year.' NRA Life Member since 1976 philny1@zoominternet.net 877 485-6270 Visa/MC accepted , plus 3% We have to save the Earth, only planet with beer!! "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". Thomas Jefferson | ||
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