23 April 2010, 01:13
philny1TOUGH SURGERY
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> Subject: Fw: TOUGH SURGERY
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> Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room-------the first surgeries of the day.
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> The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
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> The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
> nervous.'
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> The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when
> I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots
> of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
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> The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
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> The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
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> 'WHOA!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy.. I had that done when
I was
> born. Couldn't walk for a year.'