One of Us posted 09 November 2012 04:40
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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One of Us Swamp Fox you are a legend! In the PF Forum too!
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One of Us That he is! He's the king of jokes!
One of Us I stole that one...thanks.
One of Us quote:
Originally posted by calgarychef1: I stole that one...thanks.
No problem. That's how I got them.
****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds
One of Us That little boy lives in
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Halloween night my wife was handing out the treats and the same kid asked her "Why do you look so old?". She's only 59. Next day she bought a bottle of hair color.
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