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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"


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Swamp Fox you are a legend! In the PF Forum too!
 
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That he is! He's the king of jokes! tu2
 
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I stole that one...thanks.
 
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Originally posted by calgarychef1:
I stole that one...thanks.


No problem. That's how I got them.


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tu2 yuck Thanks!!!
 
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That little boy lives in OUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Halloween night my wife was handing out the treats and the same kid asked her "Why do you look so old?". She's only 59. Next day she bought a bottle of hair color. Wink
 
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