09 November 2012, 04:40
Swamp_FoxCold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
09 November 2012, 21:33
lalSwamp Fox you are a legend! In the PF Forum too!
11 November 2012, 07:45
Use Enough GunThat he is! He's the king of jokes!

12 November 2012, 01:24
calgarychef1I stole that one...thanks.
12 November 2012, 05:27
Swamp_Foxquote:
Originally posted by calgarychef1:
I stole that one...thanks.
No problem. That's how I got them.
13 November 2012, 22:34
B MullinsThat little boy lives in
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Halloween night my wife was handing out the treats and the same kid asked her "Why do you look so old?". She's only 59. Next day she bought a bottle of hair color.
