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A Scotsman and an Englishman are seated side by side on a flight from Edinburgh to London. The flight attendant asks the Scot what he would like. The Scot asks for a whisky. She next asks the Englishman what he wants. The Englishman replies: " I would rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whiskey!". The Scot says: " I'll have what he's having! Ah didn't know I had a choice!" ( Once again, as an Irishman, I'm with the Scots! Damnit! (I can't find a joke where I want to really insult the Scots!)  | ||
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 Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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I will have what he is getting!!! When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults! | |||
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 "Science only goes so far then God takes over." | |||
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Gerry. Re: Insultin' Jocks... l heard one in a local cattle auction once, it was to do with "where Geordies came from" and involved an over amorous Scotsman and a Pig. l'll leave you to fill in the blanks.... | |||
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