25 January 2006, 23:51
gerry375Flying First Class
A Scotsman and an Englishman are seated side by side on a flight from Edinburgh to London. The flight attendant asks the Scot what he would like. The Scot asks for a whisky. She next asks the Englishman what he wants. The Englishman replies: " I would rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whiskey!". The Scot says: " I'll have what he's having! Ah didn't know I had a choice!"
( Once again, as an Irishman, I'm with the Scots! Damnit! (I can't find a joke where I want to really insult the Scots!)

27 January 2006, 06:03
gas57I will have what he is getting!!!
28 January 2006, 09:36
Dave2431Gerry.
Re: Insultin' Jocks...
l heard one in a local cattle auction once, it was to do with "where Geordies came from" and involved an over amorous Scotsman and a Pig. l'll leave you to fill in the blanks....