Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Julian Dicks is everywhere it is like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Yep - my wife is an A-1 diver. Just glad she made it back from Athens ok.