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Evening. Wife reads glossy magazine.-
"Imagine Angelina Jolie takes this diet and her weighs is 42 kilogramms!"
The husband, not looking up from the computer: "So I have two Angelina Jolie".
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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shocker And Then The Fight Started!!
 
Posts: 2043 | Location: Grove,OK. | Registered: 20 July 2002Reply With Quote
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Oh, no. My wife is a woman with a sense of humor
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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Unlike her husband!
 
Posts: 2827 | Location: Seattle, in the other Washington | Registered: 26 April 2006Reply With Quote
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It's me Frowner
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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Good one Brice.


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Posts: 2653 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: 08 December 2006Reply With Quote
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Thanks df. We only hurt the ones we love.
 
Posts: 2827 | Location: Seattle, in the other Washington | Registered: 26 April 2006Reply With Quote
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It is still the cultural differences. For us subject of overweight is not a taboo, and jokes between loving people about this are possible. Meanwhile, we are also afraid of our wives.
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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Not here, vashper. Here in the US we are all manly men. None of us are intimidated by our OWWW, STOP, PLEASE DEAR. OUCH.
 
Posts: 2827 | Location: Seattle, in the other Washington | Registered: 26 April 2006Reply With Quote
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- Well, what ended your yesterday's talk with your wife?
- She crawled up to me on her knees.
- And what did she say?
- "Get out from under the sofa, despicable coward".
 
Posts: 2356 | Location: Moscow | Registered: 07 December 2012Reply With Quote
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Very good, vashper!
 
Posts: 2827 | Location: Seattle, in the other Washington | Registered: 26 April 2006Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by vashper:
- Well, what ended your yesterday's talk with your wife?
- She crawled up to me on her knees.
- And what did she say?
- "Get out from under the sofa, despicable coward".


Same thing in Texas.......dammit!


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Posts: 42463 | Location: Crosby and Barksdale, Texas | Registered: 18 September 2006Reply With Quote
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You now get your golden star, Vashper. Big Grin
 
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