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14 March 2014, 17:18
vashper
Hollywood diet
Evening. Wife reads glossy magazine.-
"Imagine Angelina Jolie takes this diet and her weighs is 42 kilogramms!"
The husband, not looking up from the computer: "So I have two Angelina Jolie".
14 March 2014, 20:07
Moremonte
shocker And Then The Fight Started!!
14 March 2014, 20:39
vashper
Oh, no. My wife is a woman with a sense of humor
14 March 2014, 22:14
Brice
Unlike her husband!
15 March 2014, 13:39
vashper
It's me Frowner
15 March 2014, 17:14
df06
Good one Brice.


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16 March 2014, 21:54
Brice
Thanks df. We only hurt the ones we love.
16 March 2014, 23:39
vashper
It is still the cultural differences. For us subject of overweight is not a taboo, and jokes between loving people about this are possible. Meanwhile, we are also afraid of our wives.
17 March 2014, 01:54
Brice
Not here, vashper. Here in the US we are all manly men. None of us are intimidated by our OWWW, STOP, PLEASE DEAR. OUCH.
17 March 2014, 02:43
vashper
- Well, what ended your yesterday's talk with your wife?
- She crawled up to me on her knees.
- And what did she say?
- "Get out from under the sofa, despicable coward".
17 March 2014, 21:33
Brice
Very good, vashper!
20 March 2014, 21:28
JTEX
quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
- Well, what ended your yesterday's talk with your wife?
- She crawled up to me on her knees.
- And what did she say?
- "Get out from under the sofa, despicable coward".


Same thing in Texas.......dammit!


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21 March 2014, 03:49
Use Enough Gun
You now get your golden star, Vashper. Big Grin