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| What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?
On MLK day nobody wants to be black. |
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| Been telling that joke for years with slight variation but still good.
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| Funniest St. Patricks day joke I can think of was actually a true story. Wife and I were driving around Vegas two years ago, today, when we spotted a guy in a leprechaun costume crossing the road at a cross walk. thought it was hilarious. Got back to our hotel, turned on the tv and there was a story on how the Vegas police were running a sting with a cop, dressed in a Leprechaun suit to catch people who didn't stop at Crosswalks. Grizz
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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
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| Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach Irishmen to walk upright. |
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| quote: Originally posted by WannabeBwana:
Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach Irishmen to walk upright.
That's not right it was haul'em home from the pub, much easier than thowing them over your shoulder.
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| Heard about the two gay Irish fellows?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. |
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| I'm sick of all these stereotype Irish jokes,and as soon as I finish me beer I'm going to punch somebody !
Shovel ready.....
but hangin' on
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| What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a shamrock? A rash of good luck! Yeah, I know.  |
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| you mean tri-yearly? |
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| Ah, you would not be making mirth on the island folk now would you now?
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| How do you define an Irish homosexual? He loves his wife more than a bottle.
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| And here I thought you were going to comment on the two Irish fags, Patrick Fitzmichael + Michael Fitzpatrick.
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| Why did God invent whisky? To keep the Irish from conquering the world.
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| The micks have been saying that for years. My ex was Irish + 2 of my sons are named Finn, + Connan.
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| IRISH BREAKFAST-----A six pack and a potato!
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| Years ago on the Johnny Carson show he had as his guest, Donald O'Connor. Johnny asked him that when you are asking an Irishman a question, why does he always answer with another question. O'Connor says, "Do they now?" |
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| IRISH: Just good ole human beings.
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| I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!
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| quote: Originally posted by lee440:
I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!
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| quote: Originally posted by lee440:
I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!
Hey, they tried to invade Canada,  Ever hear of the Fenians ? they also bought the world's first practical submarine from John Holland with the intention of using it against the Brits. Never underestimate the Irish.
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I think they've been misunderstood. Timothy Tredwell
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