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St. Patrick's Day "joke?"
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What's Irish & sits in the sun?



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that's good, for short notice...
 
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What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?

On MLK day nobody wants to be black.
 
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Been telling that joke for years with slight variation but still good.


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Funniest St. Patricks day joke I can think of was actually a true story. Wife and I were driving around Vegas two years ago, today, when we spotted a guy in a leprechaun costume crossing the road at a cross walk. thought it was hilarious. Got back to our hotel, turned on the tv and there was a story on how the Vegas police were running a sting with a cop, dressed in a Leprechaun suit to catch people who didn't stop at Crosswalks.

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Why were wheelbarrows invented?

To teach Irishmen to walk upright.
 
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Why were wheelbarrows invented?

To teach Irishmen to walk upright.

That's not right it was haul'em home from the pub, much easier than thowing them over your shoulder.


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Heard about the two gay Irish fellows?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
 
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I'm sick of all these stereotype Irish jokes,and as soon as I finish me beer I'm going to punch somebody !


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Figured it has been a year so will "btt" the St Patricks Day joke?
 
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a shamrock?

A rash of good luck!

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yearly "bump"
 
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you mean tri-yearly?
 
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Ah, you would not be making mirth on the island folk now would you now?


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How do you define an Irish homosexual? He loves his wife more than a bottle.


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Annual bump to the top!
 
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And here I thought you were going to comment on the two Irish fags, Patrick Fitzmichael + Michael Fitzpatrick.


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Why did God invent whisky?

To keep the Irish from conquering the world.


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The micks have been saying that for years. My ex was Irish + 2 of my sons are named Finn, + Connan.


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Annual bump for St Patty's Day!
 
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IRISH BREAKFAST-----A six pack and a potato!

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Years ago on the Johnny Carson show he had as his guest, Donald O'Connor. Johnny asked him that when you are asking an Irishman a question, why does he always answer with another question. O'Connor says, "Do they now?"
 
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IRISH: Just good ole human beings.


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I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!


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I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!

Funny how time changes things Wink
 
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I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!


Hey, they tried to invade Canada, Big Grin Ever hear of the Fenians ? they also bought the world's first practical submarine from John Holland with the intention of using it against the Brits. Never underestimate the Irish.


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