What's Irish & sits in the sun?



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Paddy O'Furniture (aka Patio Furniture)

that's good, for short notice...

What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?

On MLK day nobody wants to be black.

Been telling that joke for years with slight variation but still good.

Funniest St. Patricks day joke I can think of was actually a true story. Wife and I were driving around Vegas two years ago, today, when we spotted a guy in a leprechaun costume crossing the road at a cross walk. thought it was hilarious. Got back to our hotel, turned on the tv and there was a story on how the Vegas police were running a sting with a cop, dressed in a Leprechaun suit to catch people who didn't stop at Crosswalks.

Grizz

Why were wheelbarrows invented?

To teach Irishmen to walk upright.

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Originally posted by WannabeBwana:
Why were wheelbarrows invented?

To teach Irishmen to walk upright.

That's not right it was haul'em home from the pub, much easier than thowing them over your shoulder.

Heard about the two gay Irish fellows?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

I'm sick of all these stereotype Irish jokes,and as soon as I finish me beer I'm going to punch somebody !

Figured it has been a year so will "btt" the St Patricks Day joke?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a shamrock?

A rash of good luck!

Yeah, I know.

yearly "bump"

you mean tri-yearly?

Ah, you would not be making mirth on the island folk now would you now?

How do you define an Irish homosexual? He loves his wife more than a bottle.

Annual bump to the top!

And here I thought you were going to comment on the two Irish fags, Patrick Fitzmichael + Michael Fitzpatrick.

Why did God invent whisky?

To keep the Irish from conquering the world.

The micks have been saying that for years. My ex was Irish + 2 of my sons are named Finn, + Connan.

Annual bump for St Patty's Day!

IRISH BREAKFAST-----A six pack and a potato!

Hip

Years ago on the Johnny Carson show he had as his guest, Donald O'Connor. Johnny asked him that when you are asking an Irishman a question, why does he always answer with another question. O'Connor says, "Do they now?"

IRISH: Just good ole human beings.

I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!

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Originally posted by lee440:
I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!

Funny how time changes things

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Originally posted by lee440:
I sure wish our borders were being invaded by Irish!

Hey, they tried to invade Canada, Ever hear of the Fenians ? they also bought the world's first practical submarine from John Holland with the intention of using it against the Brits. Never underestimate the Irish.