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this morning got me thinking....how do you define eternity???..... #1... eternity is the time elapsed from he comes and she goes.... #2.. the amount of time for the commode to refill to be able to sink a floater with a courtesty flush in a 1-bedroom condo, shared with your fiancee'...


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Eternity is:

-The time between when the boss calls you to come into his office and the moment he tells you why.
-The time between finishing your drink and the time the female bartender stops her flirting at the other end of the bar and serves you.
-The time between filing for your tax refund and the day it arrives.


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Eternity is;
Waiting for a Tuesday dental appointment when you have a toothache on Monday.


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How about a Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables?????
 
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How about a Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables?????



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