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07 November 2007, 17:43

jimatcat

definition of eternity...

this morning got me thinking....how do you define eternity???..... #1... eternity is the time elapsed from he comes and she goes.... #2.. the amount of time for the commode to refill to be able to sink a floater with a courtesty flush in a 1-bedroom condo, shared with your fiancee'...

go big or go home ........

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07 November 2007, 22:07

prof242

Eternity is:

-The time between when the boss calls you to come into his office and the moment he tells you why.
-The time between finishing your drink and the time the female bartender stops her flirting at the other end of the bar and serves you.
-The time between filing for your tax refund and the day it arrives.

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11 November 2007, 17:54

Yankee Doodle

Eternity is;
Waiting for a Tuesday dental appointment when you have a toothache on Monday.

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12 November 2007, 07:26

Scott17

How about a Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables?????

13 November 2007, 05:22

Frank Fisher

quote:
Originally posted by Scott17:
How about a Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables?????

Too funny!