An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.

He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.

3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No ... not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

Oldie But Goodie!!

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Originally posted by DB Bill:
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.

He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.

3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Alternate punch line:

The cowboy says, "OK, I'll tell it really slow."

Do they beat the blind?

Good joke! That's FUNNY!

I'm going to retell it, but there are two blondes in our group that are going to hit me.