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A story for my old pal Ray one of the last of the real cowboys

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23 June 2016, 03:19
DB Bill
A story for my old pal Ray one of the last of the real cowboys
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.

He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.

3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No ... not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."


DB Bill aka Bill George
23 June 2016, 07:11
Moremonte
shocker rotflmo Oldie But Goodie!!
23 June 2016, 21:15
Fjold
quote:
Originally posted by DB Bill:
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.

He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.

3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.



Alternate punch line:

The cowboy says, "OK, I'll tell it really slow."


Frank



"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953

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23 June 2016, 23:48
vashper
Do they beat the blind?
24 June 2016, 00:51
Use Enough Gun
Good joke! That's FUNNY! rotflmo tu2
30 June 2016, 04:35
Kensco
I'm going to retell it, but there are two blondes in our group that are going to hit me.