23 June 2016, 03:19
DB BillA story for my old pal Ray one of the last of the real cowboys
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.
He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.
3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No ... not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
quote:
Originally posted by DB Bill:
An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he had actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.
He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels. He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
At that point, the entire bar fell deadly silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club.
3.I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The women sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Alternate punch line:
The cowboy says, "OK, I'll tell it really slow."
30 June 2016, 04:35
KenscoI'm going to retell it, but there are two blondes in our group that are going to hit me.