A man is lying on his death bed with his wife of 40 years sitting beside him.

He speaks to her in a weak fading whisper as he realizes this is going to be his last chance to come clean with her.

Man: Honey, I have to confess that I was not the honorable husband you thought I was. I kept a cache of pornography in the shed and would masturbate nightly.

Wife: Shhhhhh hun, I know, I know, its alright.

Man: I did even worse things my love, I slept with our sons baby sitter.

Wife: Shhhhhhh hun, I know, its alright.

Man: I had an affair with my secretary Mable for 10 years.

Wife: Shhhhhh hun, I know, its alright.

Man: I kept a mistress in an apartment accross town for many years as well, I never worked late, it was always an excuse tobe with her.

Wife: I know hun, its ok.

Man: I had sex with your best friend on the day we got married.

Wife: Shhhhhhh, be quiet hun, I know, its alright now.

Man: And lastly, I had sex with your mother and sisters too while you where in the hospital recovery from the car wreck.

Wife: Shhhhhh, I know hun, its ok, just relax and let the poison work...