03 August 2007, 23:54
Joshua43214Death bed
A man is lying on his death bed with his wife of 40 years sitting beside him.
He speaks to her in a weak fading whisper as he realizes this is going to be his last chance to come clean with her.
Man: Honey, I have to confess that I was not the honorable husband you thought I was. I kept a cache of pornography in the shed and would masturbate nightly.
Wife: Shhhhhh hun, I know, I know, its alright.
Man: I did even worse things my love, I slept with our sons baby sitter.
Wife: Shhhhhhh hun, I know, its alright.
Man: I had an affair with my secretary Mable for 10 years.
Wife: Shhhhhh hun, I know, its alright.
Man: I kept a mistress in an apartment accross town for many years as well, I never worked late, it was always an excuse tobe with her.
Wife: I know hun, its ok.
Man: I had sex with your best friend on the day we got married.
Wife: Shhhhhhh, be quiet hun, I know, its alright now.
Man: And lastly, I had sex with your mother and sisters too while you where in the hospital recovery from the car wreck.
Wife: Shhhhhh, I know hun, its ok, just relax and let the poison work...