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Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said,
"Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and shower and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you."

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After a few seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house.

A few minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!
 
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On a Larry the cable guy program last night, he was touring a fish hatchery in Iowa. Entering a room, he staggered back into the hallway and said, "smells like a WNBA locker room in there".


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