Scent of a woman.....

01 August 2012, 09:32

Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said,
"Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and shower and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you."

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After a few seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house.

A few minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!

01 August 2012, 19:33

twoseventy

On a Larry the cable guy program last night, he was touring a fish hatchery in Iowa. Entering a room, he staggered back into the hallway and said, "smells like a WNBA locker room in there".

...I say that hunters go into Paradise when they die, and live in this world more joyfully than any other men.
-Edward, duke of York

". . . when a man has shot an elephant his life is full." ~John Alfred Jordan

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." - Ayn Rand

Cogito ergo venor- KPete

“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.”
― Adam Smith - “Wealth of Nations”